Mission Statement

It is our goal at THEFLATSPIN.COM to entertain you. If we help you to challenge your perceptions, question authority or just to take things a little less seriously then so much the better. We will work to do this without employing the disgusting tactics of so many current website owners. For example, we will never use tracking cookies, spyware or spam on our site. We will not record your name, I.P. address or any personal information of any kind about you for the purpose of profit. The only time we would ever do so would be if we decide to issue a subscription email newsletter.
We will never sell, rent or give out any email addresses or any other information about those who visit our site.
We will never visit your home at 3-AM when we've had way too many gin & tonics.
We will never hack into the government's database and change all of your children's names to Ralph Waldo Dingleberry.
We will never marry your sister (unless we already have).
We will never knowingly sell defense-secrets to Klingon agents, tug on Superman's cape, spit into the wind or pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger.
We will never eat Soylant Green (it's made of people, you know)
We will also listen to the comments and opinions of those who grace us with a visit so click here to let us know what you think of THEFLATSPIN.COM.

Monte R. Johnjulio
Editor-In-Chief